No it's from FLOWERS

So we're eating some "daddy and mommy" aka Greek yogurt for breakfast b/c I'm too tired to argue the the yellow and pink flavored overpriced kids crap yogurt would be better. :)  So Smalls asks what's it's made of.  I said it's made from milk.  easy. simple.  1/2 of a cup of coffee's worth of right.  he says...
nooooooooooo........it's made from FLOWERS!  see - right here - there's a picture of a flower (think of flower as the way Flower says it in Bambi) so it's made from flowers. 


Thanks kid.  if only everything could be explained that easily. :)

but Why?

So this morning over breakfast (that sounds fancy, huh?) Smalls starts talking about school. He had his THIRD day of preschool yesterday and so far all I know about is what their snack has been everyday. Apparently it really is his favorite part of school. (for those keeping track - preztels and yemonade, pupcakes (Math-a-yew's birthday) and yemonade, apples and YEP! yemonade)
So this morning he said the teacher told them it was circle time and they all had to sit on the floor. His response to the teacher...."but WHY?" at least he didn't say no, right?

da-da-da-dah dum-dum...the dog is dead

You may not think the title is funny - but this family is sick in the head and it's something my dad did to my mom years go when her fish died.....
Anyways. Once again bedtime with smalls - we're saying his "God Blesses" and he God blesses everyone under the sun including the dog. Then asks "where's Pooka" (our ancient white dog who we put down in DECEMBER). I said in heaven (for the 300th time) and Smalls wanted to know why she can't come back (also for the 300th time)....

really kid? I've explained it so many times in the last NINE months. i've got nothin' left to explain it.

So I said....da-da-da-dah DUM DUM and his response? "DOG IS DEAD!!!!" and laughed.


Yep - he's gonna be a serial killer. Thanks dad!

Oh Smalls....

So my 3 year old precious angel and I were laying in his extremely small twin bed the other night going over his day. (you know, because three year olds have such stressful busy lives) and I asked what he though my favorite thing in the whole wide world was to do with him. After quite the amount of pondering he exclaimed....."Making me go potty!"


Nope. not in the slightest little dude. not in the slightest.