da-da-da-dah dum-dum...the dog is dead

You may not think the title is funny - but this family is sick in the head and it's something my dad did to my mom years go when her fish died.....
Anyways. Once again bedtime with smalls - we're saying his "God Blesses" and he God blesses everyone under the sun including the dog. Then asks "where's Pooka" (our ancient white dog who we put down in DECEMBER). I said in heaven (for the 300th time) and Smalls wanted to know why she can't come back (also for the 300th time)....

really kid? I've explained it so many times in the last NINE months. i've got nothin' left to explain it.

So I said....da-da-da-dah DUM DUM and his response? "DOG IS DEAD!!!!" and laughed.


Yep - he's gonna be a serial killer. Thanks dad!